I used to teach at Kaplan for a bit last year, and I dreamed that I was still there and had left my celica (for some reason it was white) in the parking lot. Then when I was leaving to go back home, I'm looking at my car and I'm like "wtf, it looks like a 5th gen all-trac! hey let's see how fast this thing is" (I didn't think about why my car would spontaneously change appearance) and my car keys inexplicably work on the thing... I drive it around the lot for a few seconds and it wasn't all that fast (suspected it wasn't a real all-trac) so I was disappointed...then I'm wondering "hey where the hell is my real car?" And this absolutely gorgeous white GT-four is coming down the road, and I suddenly knew that what had happened was that while I was inside the building, someone took my car and basically did a complete gt-four swap (don't ask me why my keys worked in the other car) and apparently that 5th gen (with a bastardized hood, that had this big panel that said "FORD PROBE" before it met the bumper and had a crazy huge hood scoop) was meant to be a substitute, as if I wouldn't notice my car had changed.
So I'm thinking that GT-four looks sweet, looks powerful, and is rightfully mine, and I start gunning it like crazy chasing after it, basically driving as fast as possible, but that car saw me coming and instantly charged away... I could barely keep it in my sights. The road sloped up in a big hill and we basically go flying like, 50 feet in the air... apparently it's what the GT-four planned as it landed on some old 1800th century paddle boat (the ones w/ a big water-wheel thing on one end) in order to escape, next to this wooden boardwalk and small pond, but I wasn't fast enough to reach it, so I jumped out of the car at the apex of the jump (car disappeared at this point) and landed on the boardwalk. I start running across it (boat was long gone by the time I landed) and see these small rowboats and stuff being sailed by these civil war era type country bumpkins (overalls, big goat-like beard and huge floppy hat), and figure they were part of the scheme, and that I would comandeer their boat to catch up to the gt-four... except those bumpkins had shotguns and shot me from a distance. Being civil war era bullets, the bullets were round, slow, and didn't hurt, they just knocked me in the river. I could see perfectly while submerged (though it looked like a typical dirty/murky pond in the south) so I swam underwater under their boat, planning to jump out onto it and push the guys in the water in one swift move... I jump on, thinking I won, but they blast me in the stomach w/ the shotgun again, and I'm like "well I guess that's that" and see a bunch of light and wake up.
So I'm thinking that GT-four looks sweet, looks powerful, and is rightfully mine, and I start gunning it like crazy chasing after it, basically driving as fast as possible, but that car saw me coming and instantly charged away... I could barely keep it in my sights. The road sloped up in a big hill and we basically go flying like, 50 feet in the air... apparently it's what the GT-four planned as it landed on some old 1800th century paddle boat (the ones w/ a big water-wheel thing on one end) in order to escape, next to this wooden boardwalk and small pond, but I wasn't fast enough to reach it, so I jumped out of the car at the apex of the jump (car disappeared at this point) and landed on the boardwalk. I start running across it (boat was long gone by the time I landed) and see these small rowboats and stuff being sailed by these civil war era type country bumpkins (overalls, big goat-like beard and huge floppy hat), and figure they were part of the scheme, and that I would comandeer their boat to catch up to the gt-four... except those bumpkins had shotguns and shot me from a distance. Being civil war era bullets, the bullets were round, slow, and didn't hurt, they just knocked me in the river. I could see perfectly while submerged (though it looked like a typical dirty/murky pond in the south) so I swam underwater under their boat, planning to jump out onto it and push the guys in the water in one swift move... I jump on, thinking I won, but they blast me in the stomach w/ the shotgun again, and I'm like "well I guess that's that" and see a bunch of light and wake up.
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