well i have a whole list of them but here are a some.. add your own if you like ...

Automatic Transmission: if it was trully automatic .. wouldn't you just have to turn the key and hit the gas and go.... thats it.. no shiftting from P to D ... from D to P ...


Dr. Pepper : Does NOT taste like regualer dr. pepper .. is just doesn't they to stop f00king saying that...

One Size Fits All: The day that happeneds.... will be the day i get pregnet and a baby comes out of my D---.

Self Cleaning: I want to go back in time and choke the bitch that said that for the first time...

Just Like New: If is was just like know it would be New you stupid S O B ...


9 out of 10 Dr. Chose .... : What the hell is wrong with that one doctor? ... and or is he the only one that didn't get paid off?

Anyone that says AWD is better the FWD/RWD: get a little closer so i can look you in your eye while i knee your nuts... some one hand me the baby powder... its time for Mac so Smack a ....

Women : ... I love ya'll but at the same time.. i hate you carzy ............ thats it... i'm going to go chillax for a bit..

wtf chillax is MY word.

pet peeves list, huh?

heres some of mine, ill add more as soon as i think up more

1) pouring milk on cereal and the cereal (usually flakes) deflects it out of the bowl and all over the place

2) the fact that any small amount of any shade of blue emitted from a car is illegal when best buy's Geek Squad can just drive around in VW bugs which are BLACK AND WHITE like a cop car.

3) people on the radio who give a shout out or mention their children as being beautiful. "my name is ____, i have 2 beautiful children........" i mean c'mon, describe them better than that. no one is gonna say their child is ugly. use something like "creative" or "active" or "talented", not "beautiful". that is a subjective word, so opinionated. no one cares about their beautiful children anyways, lol.

4) when i go to a restaurant and order oj, they give it to me in this tiny cup, and charge me extra for each additional refill. LAME

5) washin my hands in the bathroom and seeing someone walk straight from the stalls to the exit.

6) going to an italian restaurant and not understanding wtf anything is. buca di beppo's is freakin good dining, but i need a dictionary to understand the menu. ARRABBIATA?? GAMBERI?? PROSCIUTTO?? TIRAMISU ??

7) getting food from drive thru, going all the way home, and realizing they got the order wrong (i check the bag everytime now)

8) no cd's in the car, and idiots on all the stations are blah blah blah

Here goes myne:

1. Driving women - enouth said... Cant stand them on the road (actually 90% of them)...

2.Just like forkee: no cd's in the car, and idiots on all the stations are blah blah blah, cant stand this sh!t...

3. Going throught TV chanels, and no good to look at...

4. I can stad people who ask same stupid question like 3 times in a row... i want to scream...

5. Women driving...

6. Old women driving....

7.........


whats it for now...

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ok, you guys got me started...

Any woman driving those big bardges of a van! Like those Ford Econoline vans or the one's that have the ladder hanging off the back door... Wheres the fog horn located on those suckers and why aren't they being used?!

That one guy that everyone knows that always has a story to "one-up" you on. You could do anything from the lamest, to the most incredible thing in the world, and THAT guy will ALWAYS have something just a little bit better than you.. Whether its true or not

How about those D-bags that copy everything you do/have? I like my stereo system in my car.. Kenwood head unit, Infinity kappas all the way around, Kappa Perfects in the trunk, Xtant monoblock amp powering them. Eclipse 4 channel amp powering you speakers, nice 1 farad cap....and then your "buddy" who buys THE EXACT SAME SH!T 2 weeks after you get yours in. This dude has EVERYTHING I have...even down to the same model number! UGH!!!

Anyone who uses the phrase "Git-R-Done"....Do I really need to go on?

Those who are too lazy to wipe off any of their windows when it snowed 6 inches overnight.

Those same people who cut you off in traffic because they didn't see you through their windows...

1. People who put the toilet paper on backwards.

2. Idiots (90% of the population)

3. People who never commit to anything.

4. Lots more, but too tired to think.

I have a few more ...


Stuff on Sale: .You buy something at a store... and then go back a week later and F00K its 40 percent off..

The new driver : they guy that just got his lisc.. and think he is a f00ken racer. I really really really don't like him ..

Non-Flushers: the people that use the toilet and don't flush... if i wanted to see you shyt .. i would kick it out of you ..

Jeanette : my ex.. i f00ken hate that bitch...

Never have my size: when i go into lidz (hat store) they never have a yankee cap in my size.. at least the girl that works in there is mad cute.

Spray lady: Did i ask to get sprayed with colone . Back on up and move out my way

Stupid Females : really if you are stupid and can't hold a convo .. don't bother to open your mouth...

Cats: when they are grown they should just be put to sleep they just eat shyt and sleep... what the hell are they good for..

Heh.. Off topic, but about the perfume/beauty supply personnels, I use to walk by them, and they thought it was funny to actually spray girls perfume on me. I didn't mind for a while, but it was getting to the point where it's annoying.. So next time I walked by them, they did the same thing.. Spray it into where I was walking. So I basically opened my mouth, took a huge gulp of air, and since it's not air I was breathing, the perfume particles settled in my throat. I naturally started caughing. First couple was induced, then the real cough started, and since my throat was dry, it sounded horrible. You know what kind of cough I'm talking about. Then there was this big fuss about who's killing who using perfume bottles.. Heh heh.. Later on, manager came out to see what was happening, then I calmed down the cough, explained what was going on, and threaten to sue. After that, they stopped.. Well, I don't know about the rest of the people who walk by...