Best show on Adult Swim. Seriously. Any fans here? What are your favorite quotes/episodes?

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Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.

Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Peter: Oh yeah.

Peter: Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill?
Brian: That's... that's not a riddle. That's ... that's just terrible.
Peter: Wrong, the ugly one!

Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.

I love this show.

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if you dont like family guy, youre a communist. or a terrorist.

but seriously, i dont know anyone that doesnt like that show. its hilarious. and coming back next year i believe.

"Peter: Well lady, I'm not paying you to think. Count it!
Rehab Center Director: What is your name...?
Peter: [in head] gotta think of a fake name...
*looks at plate, sees a pea*
Pea...
*looks around, sees woman crying*
tear....
*looks again, sees griffin fly by*
griffin!
Yeah, Peter Griffin! Ah crap."

lol hi-larious. that ones my favorite.

Oh and its coming back in 05!!!!!! Thats gonna kick ass! So is Samurai Champloo and Battle Star Galactica! Good year for me!

-LuDaChRiS+Dec 20, 2004 - 2:12 AM


im a terrorist and i like family guyl

lol

Family guy rocks my socks.

how many seasons were there? 3 right?

-Pali_playa+Dec 19, 2004 - 11:42 PM
yup, soon to be 4 >>

i love it

NONO NO, nothing beats the good ol quote of:

Why do women have boobs?
So you got something to stare at when your talking to them
So you got something to stare at when your talking to them
So you got somethin.......

I just finished watching all 3 seasons on 7 dvds, took forever but yea, they rule! >>

I like this one from quagmire, i cant remember exactly how it went

q- so, meg how old are u
m-16
q-18 ... ... alright!
Gigidi gigidi

They're getting nude! I mustn't watch, it's not the proper thing to... Wow! I say, nice ones, Janine! And look at Lisa in all of her curvaceous glory! Heavens, it appears that my weewee has been stricken with rigor mortis!

"There's an evil monkey in my closet"

"Ok ok, say, "Bruce Banner, I just slashed your tires."

"Bruce Banenr, I just slashed your tires."

"ARGH!"

Woo Hoo

Im soo pumped family guy is coming back in 05......but FOX is going to air it.....i was kinda hoping Adult Swim would show new episodes >> ......plus seth (they guy who created F.G) is coming out with another new show called American Dad or something like that!


Anyone Aqua Teen Hunger Force fans?!

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I love this quote when stewie is in that acting school and he is talking to oliva:


Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch!

OMG! Just read this one....

Brian: Hola, me Ilamo es brian ... Nosotros caramos ir condustedes.. uhhhh ...
Bellboy(spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak english
Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
Bellboy(spanish): Que?

Dear Macgyver, Please use this straw, paperclip and rubberband to get me out of jail.


(fools around with it, *snap* nails himself in the eye)

Fox owns it - they originally aired it and they wont put it on anything but basic cable.

-Supersprynt+Dec 20, 2004 - 1:17 PM


yes but because of the sales from their season dvds and the amount of viewers on adultswim they decided to bring it back.

edit: its also the only thing on fox i will ever watch, cause all they show is crap

This post has been edited by Sev408: Dec 20, 2004 - 1:22 PM

Yeah but they're not going to spend money on a show and air it on a different network, what sense would that make?

Simpsons?

I love family guy (have it on dvd) but best show (or at least cartoon) would be God Bob and the Devil that show was great until it was boycotted and thus cancled.

Of COURSE I love Family Guy! One of the best shows I agree!!! Stewy is my favorite

~quote I like~

Little british girl: "Your breath smells like kitty litter!"

Stewy: "I WAS CURIOUS!!!"


haha....funny funny funny

This post has been edited by amysmojo: Dec 20, 2004 - 2:04 PM

yea i know, but i've started to grow attached to adult swim! i mean common futurama, family guy, ATHF! its like the best hour and a half of my life...

Futurama, bleh. Mediocre at best. Aqua Teen Hunger Force? IDK if its the old age speaking but why...?

-Supersprynt+Dec 20, 2004 - 1:24 PM

aqua teen hunger force is hit or miss, sometimes they got hilarious stuff and other times..., thats with most things on adult swim produced by the cartoon network. Space ghost coast to coast used to be hilarious now its just stupid.

-coustoe+Dec 20, 2004 - 2:35 PM
Ya same with harvey birdman, thats one of the funniest shows that network has but some are not great. The best ones are with the jetsons and scooby gang.

Hey! it's 1/2 of Lenny Kravitz!
Maximum Primus is Jewish?!?!




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