Top Ten Things Not To Say When You Get Pulled Over

10. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector
wasn't plugged in.

9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of
us does.

8. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?

7. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there
are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they
are.

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good condition to
be a police officer.

5. Officer says, "Son, your eyes look red. Have you been
drinking?" You respond with, "Officer, your eyes look
glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

4. Hey, you've must have been doing about 125 miles to keep
up with me. Good job!

3. Gee, that's terrific! The last officer only gave me a
warning, too.

2. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

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let me be the first to say

repost

ive said something close to number 7



I followed some boys out here and i dont know how to get back to I-405 so i was trying to catch up


his reply was


"do you always follow boys into the woods at 3am? oh and let me give u a hint u stay on I-90 till you hit the sign that says 405"

When I got pulled over for the first time, I was going 40 in a 30mph zone at 1:00am (past curfew)

I played the whole dumb blonde scheme.... I pulled it off pretty good, but I so fricken scared it kinda came naturally..... LOL Or mabe I had justa cool cop, cuz I coulda lost my lisecenes for driving pst 1:00am

Only time I have seen those flashing blue lights in my rear view mirror was when I went off the raod heh.

It is somewhat off topic but it reminds mf of a question a freind asked last year.

What do you say to a judge when you were up for beastiality and necrofelisim?

His response "I didn't know the cow was dead sir"

Girl that sat accross from us at lunch "Sorry your honor but both my parents were busy at the time" (I need to get a date with her >> )

Reminds me of my friend Ben when we got pulled over after going to our un-official senior party.

*Officer walks up and smells the alcohol in Ben's breath*
Officer: So how much have you guys had to drink tonight?
Me: Nothing.
Ben: No sir please.
Officer: Sir please? Turn off your car and step out. Both of you.

^hahaha

i liked the one about Double Warning

My first time getting pulled over by a cop, true story.
(3 or 4 months ago)

I was doing 65 on a 45, I ran a red light and even almost hit a car yeilding to make a left...

I guess there was a cop or something at that intersection...but he came out of nowhere and flashed his lights, I pulled over immediately.

I roll down my window. After showing him my license and registration he asks me, "you know why I pulled you over?"

I said, "because I was speeding and I ran that red light behind me and I almost hit another car sir..."

"And why were you speeding and running red lights?" he asks...

and I said the first thing that popped into my mind being that I was scared like hell at this point, "because I have a final exam to study for..." (total lie, it was 2 months away from finals)

He was surprisingly very kind and pleasant the whole time while he was talking to me...he then says, "well I have other important things to do, so I'm going to let you go, I don't do this often...so consider yourself very lucky." He hands back my stuff and leaves. >>

....I go home and change my undies.

This post has been edited by Chanh55: Jan 27, 2005 - 3:52 PM

-Coomer+Jan 26, 2005 - 7:40 PM

That got me chuckling.

LMAO ROFL LOL and etc !!!!!!!!!!!!!! muhaahahahahah, im crying >>)
-Coomer+Jan 26, 2005 - 5:40 PM

I just thought I'd tell the story of my first of 4 tickets. I was in my car driving around looking for people to race (I do this alot). And I saw a CRX and I could here that it's exhaust was loud so I started to follow him. The car wasn't in great shape but I thought I'd go ahead and race him any just for the heck of it, eventhough I knew I would win. I followed him till we got to a light, and we both stopped. When the light turned green we took off and I flew up through the gears till I hit 4th. I was going around 80, and I noticed that I'd beat him by a good margin. Then I saw a cop ahead of me turning on to the same road. He soon after pulled me over for going 92 in a 50. He didn't give me a ticket for racing though. I was happy about that.