Well last night I was out on with my girl, and this moron in a gay probe with neons and a 747 wing on the back, was all trying to race me. Well I probably would have but I am still breaking my clutch in and my car is still not running the way I want it to yet. I think I need new oem plug wires instead of these bosch peices of crap. Any way we went through about 3 lights and every time, he would be all revving his engine and squeeling tires, and even though my car is not running right I still would have beat him. So anyway today we were out and we were in her truck and I see the exact same guy. So I was like wtf, and rolled him with her f150 lol. I almost died laughing at his retarded @$$!
Moron in a probe - 6G Celicas Forums
lmao thats awesome
that's too funny. lol
-dstrb
-dstrb
former celica owner.
was it a gt cuz then he would have come close
This post has been edited by rjbibeau: Nov 7, 2005 - 12:17 AM
This post has been edited by rjbibeau: Nov 7, 2005 - 12:17 AM
Haa haa, that was a good laugh. You can't just put up some lights, a bench, and stickers and expect to beat other people. >
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Every time I see a Probe, I recall a joke/comment someone made about it being one of the cars banned from the all-nude racing circuit.
*ba-bum-bum-ching*
*ba-bum-bum-ching*
I don't think the probe looks too bad...
-Chanh55+Nov 7, 2005 - 10:50 AM
i agree, its one of the better styled fords in my opinion
QUOTE(Chanh55 @ Nov 7, 2005 - 10:50 AM)
I don't think the probe looks too bad...
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i agree, its one of the better styled fords in my opinion
I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.
the probe with the sensai or whatever body kit just scream hotness
-rjbibeau+Nov 7, 2005 - 1:16 AM
rjb23 has a 2nd gen 3sgte according to his profile. Even the Probe GT, wouldn't hold to well. If it was a 1st gen Probe GT-Turbo, it might have held or beaten. Those things are pretty fast. I think it has the mazda 2.2 turbo, same as older mx6 turbos. I could be wrong though.
QUOTE(rjbibeau @ Nov 7, 2005 - 1:16 AM)
was it a gt cuz then he would have come close
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rjb23 has a 2nd gen 3sgte according to his profile. Even the Probe GT, wouldn't hold to well. If it was a 1st gen Probe GT-Turbo, it might have held or beaten. Those things are pretty fast. I think it has the mazda 2.2 turbo, same as older mx6 turbos. I could be wrong though.
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i had a 1st gen(1991) Probe GT 2.2 turbo 5spd. Fast. i ran my friend in an 87 Turbo coupe.
he had 2.5" dual exhaust and i had deleted cats, Pacesetter muffler, 10psi and i had him by 2 cars.
the 2nd gen Probe GT. rated at about 130-140 whp stock.
I know the KL-ZE(JDM 2.5 V6) is rated at about 170-180 whp.
i've owned about 15 probes of all years. they call me the "Probe Man" around here.
im not sure what a stock 3sgte is the the wheels. maybe 190-200??
This post has been edited by Phat_99CeliGT: Nov 8, 2005 - 12:55 AM
he had 2.5" dual exhaust and i had deleted cats, Pacesetter muffler, 10psi and i had him by 2 cars.
the 2nd gen Probe GT. rated at about 130-140 whp stock.
I know the KL-ZE(JDM 2.5 V6) is rated at about 170-180 whp.
i've owned about 15 probes of all years. they call me the "Probe Man" around here.
im not sure what a stock 3sgte is the the wheels. maybe 190-200??
This post has been edited by Phat_99CeliGT: Nov 8, 2005 - 12:55 AM
Jared Harwell
-Phat_99CeliGT+Nov 7, 2005 - 10:53 PM
15 Probes? WT*?? Do they like breaking down or do you just beat the hell out of them and move on?
QUOTE(Phat_99CeliGT @ Nov 7, 2005 - 10:53 PM)
i had a 1st gen GT 2.2 turbo. Fast. i ran my friend in an 87 Turbo coupe.
he had 2.5" dual exhaust and i had deleted cats, Pacesetter muffler, 10psi and i had him by 2 cars.
the 2nd gen GT. rated at about 130-140 whp stock.
i've owned about 15 probes of all years. they call me the "Probe Man" around here.
im not sure what a stock 3sgte is the the wheels. maybe 190-200??
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he had 2.5" dual exhaust and i had deleted cats, Pacesetter muffler, 10psi and i had him by 2 cars.
the 2nd gen GT. rated at about 130-140 whp stock.
i've owned about 15 probes of all years. they call me the "Probe Man" around here.
im not sure what a stock 3sgte is the the wheels. maybe 190-200??
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15 Probes? WT*?? Do they like breaking down or do you just beat the hell out of them and move on?
LOL, no.
the one i have now is a tad over 200k and still pulls strong.
i buy them broke, fix them up and sell them. most of the time i fix them and drive them over winter, then sell them.
the one i have now is a tad over 200k and still pulls strong.
i buy them broke, fix them up and sell them. most of the time i fix them and drive them over winter, then sell them.
Jared Harwell
-TheRockman+Nov 7, 2005 - 8:45 AM
hahahahahahaha!!! I love that! >
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QUOTE(TheRockman @ Nov 7, 2005 - 8:45 AM)
Every time I see a Probe, I recall a joke/comment someone made about it being one of the cars banned from the all-nude racing circuit.
*ba-bum-bum-ching*
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hahahahahahaha!!! I love that! >
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Everytime I see one I think "alien butt-probe".
It's still a decent car though.
It's still a decent car though.
CLOSED on 25 acres!-shop coming soon....
Yeah, they definately could have thought of a better name for the car.
[Introducing The Probe: Act 1]
Ford CEO: "Introducing, the all new FORD PROBE!"
Engineers: *snicker*
Ford CEO: "WHAT!?"
Engineers: "Nothing! It's just..." *snicker* "...no, I mean it's great."
Ford CEO: "Riiiiiight..." *ahem* "And from our concept division: The ANUS TRAIN!"
Engineers: "BAAAAAH HA HA HAAAA!!!" *dies*
[Aaaaand Scene]
[Introducing The Probe: Act 1]
Ford CEO: "Introducing, the all new FORD PROBE!"
Engineers: *snicker*
Ford CEO: "WHAT!?"
Engineers: "Nothing! It's just..." *snicker* "...no, I mean it's great."
Ford CEO: "Riiiiiight..." *ahem* "And from our concept division: The ANUS TRAIN!"
Engineers: "BAAAAAH HA HA HAAAA!!!" *dies*
[Aaaaand Scene]
-TheRockman+Nov 8, 2005 - 2:26 PM
lmao, that was good. as an engineer, i hope i dont leave this earth that way >>
QUOTE(TheRockman @ Nov 8, 2005 - 2:26 PM)
Yeah, they definately could have thought of a better name for the car.
[Introducing The Probe: Act 1]
Ford CEO: "Introducing, the all new FORD PROBE!"
Engineers: *snicker*
Ford CEO: "WHAT!?"
Engineers: "Nothing! It's just..." *snicker* "...no, I mean it's great."
Ford CEO: "Riiiiiight..." *ahem* "And from our concept division: The ANUS TRAIN!"
Engineers: "BAAAAAH HA HA HAAAA!!!" *dies*
[Aaaaand Scene]
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[Introducing The Probe: Act 1]
Ford CEO: "Introducing, the all new FORD PROBE!"
Engineers: *snicker*
Ford CEO: "WHAT!?"
Engineers: "Nothing! It's just..." *snicker* "...no, I mean it's great."
Ford CEO: "Riiiiiight..." *ahem* "And from our concept division: The ANUS TRAIN!"
Engineers: "BAAAAAH HA HA HAAAA!!!" *dies*
[Aaaaand Scene]
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lmao, that was good. as an engineer, i hope i dont leave this earth that way >
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I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.