it's funny because it's nothing he intentionally started, he had nothing to do with it...
Do people really like chuck norris? - 6G Celicas Forums
These are the best ones, found here: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7. The leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7. The leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
What is Chuck Norris had a Celica, imagine how badass it would be.
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Chuck Norris does not drive, he round house kicks everywhere.
(haha made that one up, damn im good)
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What is Chuck Norris had a Celica, imagine how badass it would be.
What is Chuck Norris had a Celica, imagine how badass it would be.
Chuck Norris does not drive, he round house kicks everywhere.
(haha made that one up, damn im good)
To live, is to sufferTo survive, thats to find meaning, in the suffering....
When Chuck Norris jumps in the water he doesn't get all wet, the water gets all Chuck Norris.
Hahaha
Hahaha
KAOS|THE PROGRESSION - SLOW & STEADY|PARTING OUT- it ALL must go!|
The best part of waking up isn't Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Mother Teresa all show up at the pearly gates.
God sits at His judgement seat, and turns to each one in turn and asks why they should be admitted to heaven.
Mr. T says "Look God, I've been fighting injustice and evil all my life."
God lets him in.
Mother Teresa says "It is by grace that we are saved." God lets her in.
Chuck Norris says "I have no idea why you should be asking me, oh and by the way, get out of my seat."
Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Mother Teresa all show up at the pearly gates.
God sits at His judgement seat, and turns to each one in turn and asks why they should be admitted to heaven.
Mr. T says "Look God, I've been fighting injustice and evil all my life."
God lets him in.
Mother Teresa says "It is by grace that we are saved." God lets her in.
Chuck Norris says "I have no idea why you should be asking me, oh and by the way, get out of my seat."
Chuck norris was an 80's Icon. He got his acting start from all the martial arts stuff he did. How many of you have seen all his 80's movie's based on Vietnam? They look cheesy now, but they were good back then. Gratned Walker Texas Ranger may have lasted a few years too long, but hey its chuck and hes awesome. He's the white bruce lee
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you said it wrong :-(
When Chuck falls in water, he doesnt get wet, the water gets Chuck
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When Chuck Norris jumps in the water he doesn't get all wet, the water gets all Chuck Norris.
Hahaha
When Chuck Norris jumps in the water he doesn't get all wet, the water gets all Chuck Norris.
Hahaha
you said it wrong :-(
When Chuck falls in water, he doesnt get wet, the water gets Chuck
To live, is to sufferTo survive, thats to find meaning, in the suffering....