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my friend George actually used this one...on a guy
needless to say, it didn't work


what happened to me a few days ago...

guy: here's my business card, call me so we can have lunch. are you married?
me: yeah sorry
guy: me too, its ok... call me anyway
[drives away in his mercedes]

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mmm... I woulnd't call him if I were you... maybe if it were a Lexus. lol

"Um, hey. You got a bandage? ... Cuz I hurt myself when I fell for you."

Hey, I just noticed you over there and thought, "damn, she's cute. I want to go talk to her."


I'm direct.

Unless you guys what crap I'd never actually use:

Baby, you must work a subway because you just gave me a footlong.

hi, im doug. thats GOD spelled backwards with a little dash of you in it.

i used that one... and my names not doug

your eyes are blue like the ocean and baby im lost at sea... hahahaha

"You got a mirror in your pocket? cause I can totally see me in your pants"

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wow i totlaly forgot about that one

"nice legs. When do they open?"

just introduce yourself thusly:

"hi, i'm [insert first name here]. [first name] gozeenya."

my personal favorite---

you- "hey, do you know where i can get a rutabaga around here?"

pretty lady- "no, why?" or "what the hell is a rutabaga?"

you (to any response)- "that's cool, i really don't care...i just wanted to start a conversation."

the classic :

guy: did it hurt?
girl: what hurts?
guy: when you fell from heaven..

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guy: wow that is a really nice dress, know where else it would look good?
girl: no?
guy: on the foor next to my bed.

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guy: your mom is a thief!
girl: what?
guy: she stole all the beutiful twinkling stars and put them in your eyes.

how much does a polar bear weigh?


enough to break the ice.. hi im brian!

Last night two guys walked up to my friend and me and said:

Guys: "Hey"

Us: "Hi..."

Guys: "We're in the coast guard."

Us: "Oh? Cool."

Guys: "We're only here for a week."

Us: "Um...sorry?"

It really didn't get much deeper...perhaps they're used to that pick-up line working, lol...but I have a bf and my friend is a lesbian, lmao...

If that "If its true that you are what you eat then I could be you by morning" line ever gets used on me by a chick, I think I'd link arms with her right there and walk right out to the car, lol...

This post has been edited by mzztoyota: Oct 14, 2006 - 11:30 AM

back from the dead.
and late christmas line. (sorry i was busy doing other things during the holiday season.)

guy: hey if a big fat guy comes by and stuffs you into a bag, dont worry.. ( pause for effect) i asked santa for you for christmas.

^yeah talk about resurected from the dead lol

never use a pick up line but used this when i meet my g/f (at an autocross race, went with my friend and he took his g/f and her sister, now my g/f)

friend: Hay wana ride with me for a race (taking to his g/f)
his g/f: sure, but can you take tamara (sis) too.
friend: oh.. no only one passenger allowed,
me: She can ride with me
tamara: OK!
(never did get to race doubles though but weve been together ever since)

one of my fav.

guy - (taking fast)"I'ed do anything to you"
victem - "what?"
guy - (talking normal) "I'ed do anything for you"

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guy - Hi I'm [your name]... you must be [whatever name you want but best if not the girls real name] My friend said you were hot but did not say how georgous you are, specialy the eyes.
girl - um? I'm not [name] sorry. (or similar response)
guy - oh, sorry I guess i just got my hopes up.
girl - : )
guy - k, well maybe I'll see ya later.
Then wait like 10-15 min
guy - hay, I think i got stud up.
girl - oh, thats sad. (or whatever response)
guy - yeah, but hay I never did get your real name, maybe we can hang out.
(elaborate I know)

(i think a good way to break the ice (besides just saying hi i'm blank whats your name.) is to start by pretending you think there some else, that way you can just jump right in, and once they tell you there not, just go from there.)

This post has been edited by creis: Jan 4, 2007 - 5:35 AM

Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I wanna tap that ass.

this is not me, and it is something i think some will take offence to, but i'm posting it anyways, because i just thought of it and it cracked me up


pickup line:
after talkin to a girl for a bit @ house party.
"here, let me get you a drink. . ."

might not jump out at ya at first.

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I don't get it

Guy: Are your legs tired?
Girl: No, why do you ask?
Guy: Cause you are really fat.

heh heh it doesnt work most of the time