Someone wasn't very creative with these:
AUDI: Accelerates Under Downward Influence
BMW: Big Money Works
CHEVROLET: Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
DODGE: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT: Fix It All the Time
FORD: Fast Only Rolling Downhill | FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily
GMC: Garage Man's Companion
HONDA: Had One, Never Did Again
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing is Drivable and Inexpensive
SAAB: Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
TOYOTA: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO: Very Odd-Looking Vehicular Object
PONTIAC - Poor Old ****** Think's Its A Caddilac
ACURA -Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
AMC -Another Major Catastrophe
AUDI -Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW -Break My Windshield
BUICK -Big Ugly Import Car Killer
CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
DODGE -Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
FIAT -Fix It Again Tony
FORD -First On Recall Day
FORD -Fix Or Repair Daily
GEO -Good Engineering Overlooked
G. M. -General Maintenance
G. M. -Goshdarn Mess
GMC -Gets Mechanics Crazy
HONDA -Had One, Never Do-that Again
HONDA -Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
HYUNDAI -How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
IROC -I Reek Of Cologne
JEEP -Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
LTD -Last Try from Detroit
MAZDA -My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
MERCEDES -Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans
M.G. -Money Guzzler
MITSUBISHI -Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes
Halfway Incomplete
MOPAR -Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
MUSTANG -Men Usually Stand Together And Never Go
NISSAN -Nine Idiots Standing, Saying Absolutely Nothing
OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind
Infuriatingly Late Every day.
PINTO -Put In Nickel To Operate
PORSCHE -Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
TOYOTA -Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO -Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW -Virtually Worthless
This post has been edited by defgeph: Dec 6, 2006 - 12:27 PM
AUDI: Accelerates Under Downward Influence
BMW: Big Money Works
CHEVROLET: Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
DODGE: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT: Fix It All the Time
FORD: Fast Only Rolling Downhill | FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily
GMC: Garage Man's Companion
HONDA: Had One, Never Did Again
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing is Drivable and Inexpensive
SAAB: Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
TOYOTA: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO: Very Odd-Looking Vehicular Object
PONTIAC - Poor Old ****** Think's Its A Caddilac
ACURA -Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
AMC -Another Major Catastrophe
AUDI -Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW -Break My Windshield
BUICK -Big Ugly Import Car Killer
CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
DODGE -Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
FIAT -Fix It Again Tony
FORD -First On Recall Day
FORD -Fix Or Repair Daily
GEO -Good Engineering Overlooked
G. M. -General Maintenance
G. M. -Goshdarn Mess
GMC -Gets Mechanics Crazy
HONDA -Had One, Never Do-that Again
HONDA -Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
HYUNDAI -How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
IROC -I Reek Of Cologne
JEEP -Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
LTD -Last Try from Detroit
MAZDA -My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
MERCEDES -Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans
M.G. -Money Guzzler
MITSUBISHI -Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes
Halfway Incomplete
MOPAR -Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
MUSTANG -Men Usually Stand Together And Never Go
NISSAN -Nine Idiots Standing, Saying Absolutely Nothing
OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind
Infuriatingly Late Every day.
PINTO -Put In Nickel To Operate
PORSCHE -Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
TOYOTA -Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO -Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW -Virtually Worthless
This post has been edited by defgeph: Dec 6, 2006 - 12:27 PM