Simonsezsanta.com

Go to this site if you havent already. Its frikin hilarious! This guy is pretty funny. He does what ever you type in (for the most part).

Try typing some of these in Lol just dooo it!


drink beer (i think this was my fav)
kick tree
kick rudolph
kill rudolph (too funny)
smoke
bring me a man (Lol he knows me so well)
twinkle (uh...what did he pull on!?)
play with yourself (dont worry its nothin bad)
cell phone
rob your stuff
fight
skateboard
watch porn (nooo nothing bad happens)
george bush


hmm if you type in a bad word & he will say random things...seems to say something different each time even if you type the same word

I typed in eat water...he ate cookies..>FRAUD!!!

ya its a key word thing, i typed in my sisters name Heather which has the word eat in it... so he ate cookies lol. the watch porn one is funny... he gets in trouble by mrs clause ha ha

lol, get naked is cute

it's not a hot girl, therefor it only entertained me for about 45seconds.

pretty funny
and yah ^^ if only they had a hot girl one, that'd be sweeet

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like that virtual bar tender girl? she does all kinds of stuff you tell her to do...I know from personal experience

Ride Rudolf.

Here's a couple I found:

"mistletoe" <--santa gets a kiss from the hot helper
"get down" <--santa dances
"ass" <--santa moons
"***" <--this one's funny...and bad...it gave me santa with a censored sign...i won't post it! lol
"spank" <--santa spanks the hot helper
"underwear" <--hot helper gives santa a wedgie
"secret" <--santa reveals where you really came from
"?" <--one of his "i can't do that" options says he can't do that but he can dance and juvenile's "slow motion" plays in the background while santa dances!

good stuff.

-triscuit

a ha ha ha ha! I'm so entertained by this.

try these:

hump
snakes
breakdance
sing
take off pants
pee
rap
talk

and some not-so-funny ones I found:

sneeze
drive
snap
fire
basketball
take off beard
take off hat
fly
sit
sleep
guitar
drum
crazy
story

lol

tree
kill
moon
hot
hottie
smack