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Snowman Power Vs. Political Power! - 6G Celicas Forums

Topic #44079 1 posts Started by soulshadow
So what advantages does Snowman power have against Political power?

Snowman Pro:
  1. Does not have to eat
  2. Never has to sleep
  3. Pointy fingers for poking eye
  4. Eyes can burn cuz there made off coal!
  5. Attacks using snowballs
  6. A huge army can be raised by rolling snow
  7. Can squash enemies by jumping on them...because compact snow is HEAVY!

Cons:
  1. Lasts during the cold only...unless there frosty the snowman
  2. Brainless...can only follow 1 command if they can follow the command
  3. Can't run or walk....but they can JUMP?
  4. Talks in a englishman~ way because of the hat!
  5. Can't differentiate between friend or foe, because they can only see black.
  6. Head falls of easily

NOw....

Political Pro!:
  • Can survive during any weather
  • Can wield any weapon
  • Can run, walk, jump....and fly?
  • Head is attached permanently
  • Can tell friend from foe.... unless blind
  • Talks in english... duh!
  • Confuses they enemy by using cumplucated words.

Cons:
  • Freezes in the cold, sweats like a pig in the heat
  • An army takes 30+ years to raise
  • Sleeps like the dead
  • Attacks using words
  • Eyes can't burn, because they might fall right off
  • Fears Lawyers more than anything else on earth


So whose side are you on?