d@mn...not one quote from the best movie of all time...christ where do i begin?
in no particular order:
i thought the rocky mountains would be a little rockier then this.....you know i was thinking the same thing?.....that john denver is full of sh*t man!!!...im only human harry!!...so we back tracked a tad...A TAD LLOYD?? A TADD...you drove half of the way across the country in the worng direction!!..now we dont have enough money to get to aspen!! we dont have enough money to get home!!!we dont have enough money to eat!! we dont have enough money to SLEEP!!...well theres no use standin around cryin about it...so were in hole...were just gonna have to dig ourselves out....you know what?? your right...your right..(harry walks off in anger)..lloyd: where are you going? HOME lloyd...im walking home!!
whats the matter?? (Blows salt onto harry)..you SPILLED the SALT THATS whats the MATTER!..spilling the salt is very bad luck....were driving across the country the last thing we need is bad luck...quick! take some salt and throw it over your right shoulder...(harry takes entire salt shaker and throws it behind him)..WHAT THE?..ALRIGHT< WHOS THE DEAD MAN WHO HIT ME WITH THE SALT SHAKER?(lloyd points harry out)
lloyd?? i caaaannn't..i cannnn'tt feel my fingers any more lloyd..there....there...there numb....eoowhh...why dont you wear this extra pair of gloves?..extra pair of gloves??...you've had an extra pair of gloves this whole time??..im going to kill you lloyd...im going to KILL YOU!!..HARRY!!!..just calm down!!! im going to kill you lloyd...HARRY YOU GOT THAT CRAZY LOOK IN YOUR EYE!!!...(harry picks up a small log and laughs) i know what im gonna do...something i shoulda did a looong loong time ago....im gonna throw this damn curse right into that damn pond!!..dont be foolish harry!!!...no....AHHHHH...HARRY...your hands are freeeeezzing....AHHHHH
wow..i could go on and on..i know every line of that entire movie and every single one is hilarious
PULLOVER...(rools window down)...PULLOVER!!...NO, its a carnigan but thanks for noticing!!..PULL YOUR VEHICLE TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!
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"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
lmao what is this from?!?
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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"litre is french, for gimme some fu(king cola before i break vous fu(king lips!"
"you forgot to say car ramrod"
"oh yea i forgot"
"but i wrote it on the pad"
"oh yea.."
"A why don't u sit on uncle rabbits lap"
"i don't think thats such a good idea thorny"
"and that was the 2nd time i got crabs.."
"stinks like sex in here"
"good job"
-thank god for super troopers...
"i remember my first beer..."
"euros..are those like pesos? haha"
-beerfest
"your gonna die clown!"
"is that goal regulation size or what??!!"
"yea it is about time, i wanted to make the ball in the hole but i just couldn't do it.." :punch:
"you just hit that guy" "he shouldn't been standing there.."
-happy gilmore
"shampoo is better, i go on first and leave the hair clean" "no, conditioner is better, i go on second and leave the hair silky and smooth.." "no i'm better, nuh-uh" ..... "stop looking at me swan!"
"oo eric, i felt him kick. he's gonna be a soccer player"
"At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul"
-billy madison
in reply to earlier stated..
"my wife was the prom queen"
-nicholas cage, the rock
mr garrison- "kyle! did you say the 'f word'?" cartman- "jew?"
mr. garrison- "sorry wendy but i just don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die"
hitler- "oh yea ya like that, dontcha bitch" haha
hitler- "your ass is huge, who am i suppose to pretend you are? lizza minelli?" <ha!
-south park ftw!
stewie - "here is how your suppose to sound, 'HOW do you do?' but here's how you sound, MOOOOO"
peter- "whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.. lois, this is not my batman cup"
stewie- "get in there and teach them the robot... :robot dance: .... ha, lets see the retarted kid from barney do this"
stewie- "stop duckin me man! gimme my money!"
-family guy FTW!!!
mickey - "what-the-fu(k-do-i-want-a-caravan-for-thats-got-no-fu(kin-wheels?"
mickey- "ya like daags?" tommy- "daags?" mickey- "yea, daags" :points to dog: tommy- "oh dOgs, yea i like dAAgs, i like caravans more"
-snatch
ok thats all from me for now... lol
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The TV show "The Office" has some great lines.
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ya,what does FTW stand for??
BANNED. for life, you moron.
Search in wiki^^^^ ... lol everything's in wiki.
For the win
-Derick"In hoc signo vinces." In this sign thou shalt conquer."Gone but never forgotten....
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mr garrison- "kyle! did you say the 'f word'?" cartman- "jew?"
mr. garrison- "sorry wendy but i just don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die"
hitler- "oh yea ya like that, dontcha bitch" haha
hitler- "your ass is huge, who am i suppose to pretend you are? lizza minelli?" <ha!
-south park ftw!
i thought that was saddam that said that
Fred"...Armed with backbone and busted zoo gates, promising you from the bottom of my harmonica pocket - FOREVER - you will never have another lonely holiday..."
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mr garrison- "kyle! did you say the 'f word'?" cartman- "jew?"
mr. garrison- "sorry wendy but i just don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die"
hitler- "oh yea ya like that, dontcha bitch" haha
hitler- "your ass is huge, who am i suppose to pretend you are? lizza minelli?" <ha!
-south park ftw!
i thought that was saddam that said that
It was saddam that said that
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from "Knocked Up"
chick: "I'm pregnant"
guy: "**** off"
chick: "What?"
guy: "What?"
She's Alive...... Again!!!QUOTE (95CelicaST @ Nov 17, 2009 - 5:53 AM)QUOTE (SwissFerdi @ Nov 16, 2009 - 8:53 PM)QUOTE (95CelicaST @ Nov 16, 2009 - 11:51 PM)Sweet Jesus.You rang?Sorry, wrong number. :laugh:
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"I don't want a large Farva...I want a goddam liter o cola."
^ awesome movie
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"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
^best of all time
KawiLove
"I was thinking of the great scholar Socrates who once said "I drank what?""
"Shut your fat-ass, Rayvie! I can't go buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you've ****ed!"
"He won't come out of the bathroom. He keeps telling us we're dark somethings and not his friends.""Hmm. Ask him if he's the dragon reborn.""What?""Just do it."".......He said yes.""Tell him you are not darklings. He should open up."".......Sweet. Thanks.""No problem."
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Clerks 2:
Randal Graves: Why haven't you ****ed Myra yet?
Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: Who the **** is Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her p***y.
[Randal stares]
Randal Graves: Pillow Pants is her p***y troll?
[scoffs]
Elias: [scoffs] Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a p***y troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital ***?
Randal Graves: ...Sure.
Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have *** with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have ***.
Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about *** stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?
Elias: [shakes head] Women.
I love that movie...more great quotes from it here...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0424345/quotesKEVIN SMITH FILMS ROCK!!
I guess i gotta go with "Snootchie Bootichies" and tag everyone ever made...
QUOTE (presure2 @ Nov 6, 2010 - 6:16 AM)Via FB: fcuking awsome!!! D-man FTW!QUOTE (DEATH @ Nov 11, 2008 - 5:40 PM)Damn D-Man - most impressive.QUOTE (99GT @ Nov 14, 2008 - 4:04 PM)D-Man's post should be a stickyQUOTE (samir0189 @ Nov 4, 2008 - 10:50 AM)LOL, oh boy, you can always count on D-Man for ridiculously hilarious posts.
"Cause I'm the @$$h*** that said he could deliver....Am I an @$$h***? DO I LOOK LIKE AN @$$H***?!!!"
Nick Cage (very calmly)- "yeah"
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"A true car enthusiast can see the potential in any car"QUOTE (njccmd2002 @ Oct 3, 2008 - 2:01 PM)i rather be a slow turtle in risk of extinction, than a fast locust, that you can see everywhere and need to be terminated.
"If you dont' chew big red... then **** YOU!" Talladega
"I ate a big red candle" Anchorman
"My name is Asneeze, father of Achoo" Guess
"Whats wrong with her underwear? It's not in my mouth" 40 yr old virgin
the part i dont get ms lippy, is that the boy stopped looking for his dog after an hour. you got a pet, a responsibility, you dont just give up. you get out there and find that ****ing dog!
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elian and fidel. que pasa jota? hahaha! hey man, i'll clean your widshield for ya! hahaha! uno, tres, cuatro, fourtro, taco! everythings copecetic homie! me gusta chocha! kiss my ass puto
roman: 2fast2furious
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"My name is Asneeze, father of Achoo" Guess
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Make it a challenge.
"He won't come out of the bathroom. He keeps telling us we're dark somethings and not his friends.""Hmm. Ask him if he's the dragon reborn.""What?""Just do it."".......He said yes.""Tell him you are not darklings. He should open up."".......Sweet. Thanks.""No problem."
ok here's another one for you mr. panda
Don't worry, I saw Lord of the Rings. I'm not going to end this 17 times.
Ya know its not very fair to quote a fairly underground movie like kiss kiss bang bang. I mean, c'mon, use something that more than 9 people have seen.
"He won't come out of the bathroom. He keeps telling us we're dark somethings and not his friends.""Hmm. Ask him if he's the dragon reborn.""What?""Just do it."".......He said yes.""Tell him you are not darklings. He should open up."".......Sweet. Thanks.""No problem."
kiss kiss bang bang = awesome, sarcastic movie
Pandelica 2.0 in progress.
I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your f***in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your f***in' head open again. 'Cause I'm f***in' stupid. I don't give a f*** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.
maybe it's not intended to be funny but i enjoy it
THE STUFFS FOR SALE!
"He won't come out of the bathroom. He keeps telling us we're dark somethings and not his friends.""Hmm. Ask him if he's the dragon reborn.""What?""Just do it."".......He said yes.""Tell him you are not darklings. He should open up."".......Sweet. Thanks.""No problem."
somebody's got too much time on their hands eh? Well here's one of my fav movies, i'll probably watch it tonight
"Heh heh. This, is a shotgun"..." It's a ****ing anti-aircraft gun"
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make that ten.
"Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful. Port, hut!"
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"Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful. Port, hut!"
R. Lee Ermey is my hero.
"He won't come out of the bathroom. He keeps telling us we're dark somethings and not his friends.""Hmm. Ask him if he's the dragon reborn.""What?""Just do it."".......He said yes.""Tell him you are not darklings. He should open up."".......Sweet. Thanks.""No problem."
"This, is my BOOOOOOMSTICK!"
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Not a movie but funny as hell anyway:
"See, technically he's [dog] supposed to be neutered. But he's not. Go ahead, ask me how I know that!
I think that's kinda what hell is like: constantly being raped by dog's. I'm not sure if I believe in God, but I think he must hate me! Cause he allowed you to make a dog that's constantly raping me!"
"Can you back that up?"
"Yeah I can back that up, you come next door again and I'll show ya!"
'No...I mean that ass"
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Not a movie but funny as hell anyway:
"See, technically he's [dog] supposed to be neutered. But he's not. Go ahead, ask me how I know that!
I think that's kinda what hell is like: constantly being raped by dog's. I'm not sure if I believe in God, but I think he must hate me! Cause he allowed you to make a dog that's constantly raping me!"
"Can you back that up?"
"Yeah I can back that up, you come next door again and I'll show ya!"
'No...I mean that ass"
Good......Ball.........and
Rape
"He won't come out of the bathroom. He keeps telling us we're dark somethings and not his friends.""Hmm. Ask him if he's the dragon reborn.""What?""Just do it."".......He said yes.""Tell him you are not darklings. He should open up."".......Sweet. Thanks.""No problem."
