So my buddy has a Tacoma with some goodies in it and he took it to the drags to do 1/4 mile runs. He tells me this story of a late 80's corolla that shows up. The car comes in on a trailer and gets rolled up to the line. This things got a cracked windshield, paint buckets and **** in the back, and completely stock exterior full of scratches and dents. The interior has got some gauges and racing seats. Well the owner walks up to it in a racing suit and puts on a helmet. My buddy and all his friends can't help but laugh the whole time. The corolla does a burnout and then runs a high 12...

It came off a trailer should have been your first red flag...

I used to have a 1985 Mercury Cougar; Uglyest thing you've ever seen; Here, Look it:







Now would you believe that thing had a V8 5.0L engine?

Would you also believe that damn thing is the reason i HATE!! N.O.S. brand nitrous? Blew the damn engine sky high... Busted the hood clear up, Didn't penetrate the steel (like people say), but popped the hood off the lock.

F-U Fast and Furious!! Zex is the only way to go~

I made a few people look pretty damn stupid, especialy really decked out Civics...... And I loved making Mustangs look like Bishes~

Sold it; crashed and burnt up; for 3K to some guy who owns a speed shop in Tomball.

This post has been edited by D-Man: Feb 8, 2008 - 10:04 PM