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I dunno, but I knew a chick who had wooden breasts that would breast feed beavers

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so im guessing ur designing a machine so the kid can go to soccer practice at the push of a button??

Disgusting.

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It's called a trebuchet

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it'd be nice

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ahahha lol,someone beat ya to it i guesss,wat about a machine that teaches a kid how to catch a baseball,in teh works i assume???

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classic

let's see some pics of this contraption of yours...

Oh man, i forgot Sorry, I'll post when i get home.

And I am well aware that my spelling sucks. It's this damn mozilla firefox spell check. I wish Windows would implement a program to use their spell check with it... or an upgrade on the spell check. I type somewhere around 170's WPM (on a reg. day), and I don't have the highest accuracy percent....

Plus most of my post are done at work, and i'm just throwing out a thought, and i have to have it posted before my boss walks by so i fire up a post and post it. This post probably has taken me 15-20 sec...

All I can think of is Tim Allen in Home Improvement - " Introducing Tim "the D-man" Taylor " on todays show we present the fully automated baby feeder brought to you by Binford Tools, then Al gets hit in the eye by a spring loaded baby bottle.

This post has been edited by GMHAPPY29: Mar 20, 2008 - 10:50 AM

where are the pics?


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i forgot i forgot!! i was pretty "off" the other day anyway!! lol. I got some pics on my phone, i'll upload at the house. I have No Bluetooth CPU here...

This post has been edited by D-Man: Mar 20, 2008 - 3:12 PM

You can't be serious. This is the laziest thing I've ever heard of.

i just have one question..........
did you really wanted to be a fater or that baby came unexpectedly?

Just my 2 cents...

1. Make sure you are within arms reach of the baby at all times. It only takes a few seconds for a baby to choke and suffer from brain damage.

2. Bottle propping is frowned upon in the medical field and will cause your little one to have many ear infections. The formula/breast milk will pool in the back of the throat and enter the inner ear canal.

3. You have a higher risk of your wee one to develop tooth decay causing the adult teeth to come in crooked.


I've got two kids now...one still on the bottle and I always put my children before myself. If that means I eat cold food or wait to eat till they are in bed then so be it...just something else that comes with parenting.

I wouldn't necessarily call you lazy as it is a good idea...but there are already things out there that do this same thing. The big target is mothers of twins/tripplets where they need to feed more than one child at a time. Click Here for a link to the website.

pix or ban!

i got some idea's for improvement on your contraption. how about instead of a single bottle you hook the nipple up to a 1 gallon of milk. So you baby can drink all they want.

Second even better idea!!!! why not add compressed air to your bottle, so the baby drinks faster. What normally takes 20minutes will get done in *BAM* 5 second! HEY! you need to burp the baby anyways...

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OK now for the serious part:

have you thought about how this affects your baby?

You do know babys brain developes before its born. It starts hear and recognize its mothers voice.
When your feeding the baby, its a special bonding time. For the baby to develope mental attachments to you.

This thread is still going?

Someone please close this thread. It's gone one long enough.

Okay people... I didn't get home till late last night; And that camera was the last thing on my mind... So i've made this, it's a quick idea of how this thing works.



Now, No i'm not going to super-size the bottle then force induct it. No this thing is not a baby-sitter, no you do not leave the babys side. I've stated this time and time again. I simply built this thing based on the design that my gal had when she was a baby because we couldn't get her old one from El Salvador. This product already exists people. Where do you think i got the idea? It never said that i invented the wheel.

The point of this post was to bring attention to the fact that things that you learn; can be applied in several different medium. EX: i learned to fiberglass because I've always had busted ass cars; I've utilized this ability to create things that would otherwise be expensive and cost several hundred dollars to ship international. When you build something with your own 2 hands; more care and love go into it than whipping a VISA card at it...

I didn't expect to attract this many flamers... I'm going to have to ask you all to put your rainbow flags away .

It's okay; i will request that this post be deleted; as it wasn't as 6g related as some off topic items are. But i will continue to build things for my child thru-out the years. Go-Carts, Tree-Houses, Doll-Houses, Bike ramps, whatever~ This was the first thing that happened to come along for me to build at my wife's request. She wanted to get her old one from El Salvador, and i decided to replicate it so that my little girl had her own. I will continue to do what i love to do for the ones i love.