So what weapon would you use if you were surrounded by a flock of wild turkeys that were pecking at you. No guns or shooting weapons allowed.

I think nunchucks would work the best.

This post has been edited by 6G96GT: Mar 28, 2008 - 6:58 PM

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a taser gun maybe?

Just for fun....a kendo stick...whack.whack.whack....intention of not killing them....

Hedgeclippers and snip those annoying things hanging from their necks, then cut their necks.

btw, wrong forum.

I would simply say the words "Chuck Norris"..... The mere mention of his name would destroy anyone or anything hearing those spoken words together.

- Matt

I would scream, this pointless post belongs in Off Topic!!

Guys, this isn't even my post, my friend was over checking out my 6gc profile and posted this stupid post without my knowing. Really sorry about this.

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KFC bucket

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Pick ups free, Mom!

nvm post was pointless.....

This post has been edited by Celiracer18: Mar 29, 2008 - 5:40 AM

sword ftw... either that or stilts... or possibly stilts with swords built into them! yeaaaaaa

A Fcukin Chainsawwwwww

My choice of weapon would be a dead rottweiler that I would weild by it's hind legs. Once, I thought it would be funny to find a dead rottweiler and strap it up in my garage by it's hind legs and use it as a punching bag with the garage door open to see walker-bys' reactions. I am a cheerleader for craziness like that.


But if there wasn't a dead rottweiler available to me. I think it would be fun to slay Turkeys with a Jouhyou (Or for those of you who aren't familiar with that word) the Rope Dart or Rope Javelin. I got "puffed" by a turkey once as a kid. This thing was as tall as me and puffed up his chest and came at me bumping chest to chest. I was scared it was going to peck my eye out so I busted some juke moves and ran inside and told my stepfather what had happened. Next thing I know he says to go in my room and close the windows, and I did, hearing the faint sound of "WOOSH!" followed by "GORLEIDNALDODNAL" which was probably what the turkey was saying, after he smacked the $#!T out of it with a push broom handle. Then the funny part was moments later, the owner of the turkey came looking for it at our house. Good thing my stepfather threw the turkeys half ass kicked butt over the fence. By the way, that is a real story.

flamethrower lol

Ever since I discovered raw meat can't hurt people if it is fresh, I have been wanting to starve myself and hunt down and animal, kill it, and eat it right there on the spot! Like a rabbit or a great dane or something. I can't help it guys, I am Filipino.

even tho its just a joke thread..

i think a katana would do well

use the Force.

A friggin hatchet.....

Then sell them on Thanksgiving.

bowstaff

for real, i'd want one of my katanas, preferably the jin-taqui, seeing as it is 2 handed and a 5ft blade....

I also like the flamethrower idea, nothing like BBQ turkey yum.

A Q-tip, two puzzle pieces, and a left foot flip-flop.

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let me give you a tip, i'm puzzled, dont understand the pieces; you need to flip-flop your answer so i can understand it.

I have no idea what I would do with all that but if McGyver can build a house out of that...I'm sure I can kill some turkeys with it.

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you could attach the 2 puzzle peices to the outsides of the q-tip, and secure it to the bottom of the flip flop and if you folded the flip flop just right, you'd have a 1 axled turkey-snow plow

then run em all down.

I was gonna say a dog till I saw that ridiculously f-ed up post about the rottweiler. Man that just goes too far... restraint, you gotta exercise restraint sometimes.

Anyway then I was gonna go McGuyver too and say a paperclip and a stick of butter.

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Common griff, even McGuyver wouldn't attack turkeys with a stick of butter. Everyone knows that butter is a Turkeys natural prey. Just like Bears and pick-nick baskets....

although if you bend a paperclip Just right.... you may be able to make an Ozi out of it...