BlackCelicaGT94

#61

Thank you for sharing that. Im off to copy and paste and send to every woman i know :-)

so true so true are those words!!!

PS - Pads for the lose - sitting in your own blood = gross!

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supershannon77

#62

....men.....hahahahahaha...you make me laugh...anyway thanks for a good laugh.

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GriffGirl

#63

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QUOTE (BlackCelicaGT94 @ May 28, 2008 - 4:15 PM)

>Thank you for sharing that. Im off to copy and paste and send to every woman i know :-)

so true so true are those words!!!

PS - Pads for the lose - sitting in your own blood = gross!

Good lord isn't that the truth. There isn't a dry weave (f-16?) alive that could change that!

monkey - 1988? OMFG I was in high school already. Ugh I'm old.

FLOCK OF SEAGULLS FTMFW!!!!
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Havok1997GT

#64

OK

First, That letter was awesome. I am still laughing.

Second, Server and Monkey. Let me assure you that you have no idea what you are talking about. I watched my daughter being born and yes my wife was druged up pretty good, but if she wasnt, which a lot of women choose not to, i imagin that that would have been like having a orange come out the tip of your wang. not trying to start **** or cause an argument, but i would take a shot in the nuts with a hammer before i would trade places with women in giving birth.

95CelicaST

#65

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monkey

#66

ahh so very true so very true

Random_Stranger

#67

Whoa, that chick has issues. Who really has the time to write and get all hissy from "Have a Happy Period"? LOL F-16

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99Celica

#68

my girls on the pill so she has 1 period every 3 months. my balls are very happy

D-Man

#69

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QUOTE (monkey @ May 28, 2008 - 6:04 PM)

>july 18 (1988)

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QUOTE (monkey @ May 28, 2008 - 6:04 PM)

>and now dat u say the bones dont return i need to find me some twins... one to have the baby and one for afterwards.....
i personally dont like the whole hotdog in the hallway situation....

That would be my gal and her twin sister. And yes, Griff is correct
(also, If your worried about her "bones" then you sir, are worried about the wrong thing )
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QUOTE (Havok1997GT @ May 28, 2008 - 9:19 PM)

>Second, Server and Monkey. Let me assure you that you have no idea what you are talking about. I watched my daughter being born and yes my wife was druged up pretty good, but if she wasnt, which a lot of women choose not to, i imagin that that would have been like having a orange come out the tip of your wang. not trying to start **** or cause an argument, but i would take a shot in the nuts with a hammer before i would trade places with women in giving birth.

x2. Orange From the wang is a pretty good comparison.
and i'd rather take a shot to my boys than piss an orange personally
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QUOTE (95CelicaST @ May 28, 2008 - 6:14 PM)

>And monkey - if you didn't know.... They're always right too.

so true...

This post has been edited by D-Man: May 29, 2008 - 12:05 PM

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QUOTE (presure2 @ Nov 6, 2010 - 6:16 AM)Via FB: fcuking awsome!!! D-man FTW!QUOTE (DEATH @ Nov 11, 2008 - 5:40 PM)Damn D-Man - most impressive.QUOTE (99GT @ Nov 14, 2008 - 4:04 PM)D-Man's post should be a stickyQUOTE (samir0189 @ Nov 4, 2008 - 10:50 AM)LOL, oh boy, you can always count on D-Man for ridiculously hilarious posts.

x_itchy_b_x

#70

i dont trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.
cliché i know. but its truth.
being female is a curse on all mankind. thats why in china... nvm.
i am women hear me ovulate.

This post has been edited by x_itchy_b_x: May 29, 2008 - 12:16 PM

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95CelicaST

#71

WAPCE!!!

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thespacepanda

#72

I just really need to move to Oregon. Srsly. I, um....

Uh....



I'm moving to Oregon. You, me, your girl, we get a 3 way marriage thing going (I don't care if its not technically legal).

Srsly.

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D-Man

#73

Panda, what the hell are you going on about? you just wanna move their because with the lack of heat, your sure to find more pasty white chicks.

Yummy, pasty white chicks

Panda; Road trip? there's bound to be a mall somewhere... (we just gotta fix up the cars first )

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QUOTE (presure2 @ Nov 6, 2010 - 6:16 AM)Via FB: fcuking awsome!!! D-man FTW!QUOTE (DEATH @ Nov 11, 2008 - 5:40 PM)Damn D-Man - most impressive.QUOTE (99GT @ Nov 14, 2008 - 4:04 PM)D-Man's post should be a stickyQUOTE (samir0189 @ Nov 4, 2008 - 10:50 AM)LOL, oh boy, you can always count on D-Man for ridiculously hilarious posts.

Havok1997GT

#74

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QUOTE (thespacepanda @ May 30, 2008 - 4:16 AM)

>I just really need to move to Oregon. Srsly. I, um....

Uh....



I'm moving to Oregon. You, me, your girl, we get a 3 way marriage thing going (I don't care if its not technically legal).

Srsly.

I thought you would feel that way.

Stambo

#75

i wanna know how this guy feels.....


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I probably just brought on a whole new topic......

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D-Man

#76

yeah stambo, that need's it's own thread. I'm not even going to comment here...

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QUOTE (presure2 @ Nov 6, 2010 - 6:16 AM)Via FB: fcuking awsome!!! D-man FTW!QUOTE (DEATH @ Nov 11, 2008 - 5:40 PM)Damn D-Man - most impressive.QUOTE (99GT @ Nov 14, 2008 - 4:04 PM)D-Man's post should be a stickyQUOTE (samir0189 @ Nov 4, 2008 - 10:50 AM)LOL, oh boy, you can always count on D-Man for ridiculously hilarious posts.

GriffGirl

#77

^heh... that guy is from Oregon.

Panda... come on up, the weather's fine and there's plenty of room!

Havok1997GT

#78

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QUOTE (GriffGirl @ May 30, 2008 - 6:03 PM)

>^heh... that guy is from Oregon.

Panda... come on up, the weather's fine and there's plenty of room!

Plenty isnt enough for Panda.

m0dd3d1

#79

That's not even a dude...

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goferris

#80

isn't it funny that we didn't even get a female response (besides OP) until the 2nd page?
growing up with sisters i totally understand this LOL. it was definitely a good laugh.

on the child birth thing, both my bro and bro in-law had kidney stones. those aren't even the size of a pea and they both said they hurt like hell. i couldn't even imagine a grape let alone orange passing through my UNIT. ouch!!!!!
we really do have it easy as guys.

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