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QUOTE (GriffGirl @ Nov 19, 2008 - 1:24 PM)

>Maybe that's where the downfall of society is - the hairbrushes changed! We need to return to the olden days of crappy hairbrushes that make your hair frizz out and heavy tooled-leather belts. I know I certainly feared them both.
Growing up, we had a BIG one that my pop's kept n the entertainment shelf, over the TV with big bold sharper (44) that read "Murphys Law" for those of you not familar, Murphy's law states that anything that CAN go wrong, WILL go wrong. My pop had a way of correcting that.
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QUOTE (Jeunesse @ Nov 19, 2008 - 1:36 PM)

>Russell Peters dad: They might take me away but I know it will take them 20 mins to get here (dad calling his bluff) and on that time SOMEBODY'S GONNA HURT REAL BAD... (with an angry and serious indian accent tone)
And your ass is going to be tan by then
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QUOTE (DEATH @ Nov 19, 2008 - 1:46 PM)

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I can still remember the brand of the hair brush my mom used

She was also a ninja with her flip flops - she could nail you in the back of the head from all the way across the yard and you never even heard it coming - then you had to bring the shoe back to her and apologise.
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QUOTE (RUNNIN-LOW @ Nov 19, 2008 - 1:42 PM)

>well what my elders use to say to me even though we are in america....your still my kid and your still with the culture..so yeah...beat down. its a culture thing....plus in my culture if your married ooh yeah guys you will like this....you can get married as many times was u want..so you can have a head wife, middle wife, and last wife..or more if you like..
All I need is the "head wife"
1) Sh!t, so was my moms. And from a distance too

100% accurate at all times. How the fcuk did she do that, and why didn't she join major league baseball instead so we could be rich?
2) Head wife... YES!!