Seems like whenever the forum goes down, I make a tremendous amount of progress so it only makes sense that yesterday and the day before the forum went down. But now it seems like it's up?? Jordan, Devin you two were right. Thanks for the tip. That definitely solved the issue. It was a noob mistake on my part. The harness I got from Daniel was cut short and set up for battery relocation. During the BEAMS party, we swapped harnesses and saw that so Luke and I cut the positive terminal off the old harness off and kinda held it together by hand and electrical tape to get it started that one time. LOL. After the BEAMS party I let it sit for a while before getting back into it, retraced my steps and redid/added some grounds and retightened everything. I also attempted to splice the battery wire together but that was where my noob mistake came in. The splice I made didn't have a secure tight connection and kept losing power therefore causing all the weird funky issues. Low and behold, I undid my connection and made a better tighter connection and BAM! I got BEANS!
For all five of you guys viewing at home, I give you "the start up video"

BIG HUGEEEEEEE HUGEEEE shoutout and thank you to everyone that has helped me along the way so far. Definitely couldn't have done it without the midwest crew, you all know you are. Big Thanks to the BEAMS party crew for driving from all over to help me out that day. Jordan, Devin, Luke for giving me advice and tips on how not to mess it up. Chris for supplying your parts car for me to raid. Annette, Ted, Norberto, Manny and whoever else nagged me the entire way and gave me motivation to not give up, I was close a couple times. Lastly, Thanks to the guy who convinced me to do something so stupid and something I will never financially recover from. You provided me with a broken BEAMS, an LSD trans, a weird acting harness, and lots of late night chats about how I shouldn't suck at something like this. Daniel, thank you for everything and I hope you happy you can have another person that shares in your struggle with the BEAMS now.
We're not quite done yet though, just almost to the finish line. Gotta finish up and tidy up a couple more things before it can roll outta the garage finally! stay tuned everyone!