https://memphis.craigslist.org/cto/d/1997-t...6284610679.html

hope this isn't anyone on here. if it is though, you must not want to sell it because 3000 for a non running car? scratch that, 3000 for the car, "wheels not included, but could be"

IN CASE ur too lazy to click.
Car is NOT running
It just broke down on me a few days ago. I think it's a fuel pump. Don't really feel like putting more time into it, so wanting to get rid of it and it's parts.
Motor is strong, transmission doesn't grind or slip. IT IS ON CUT SPRINGS, BLOWN SHOCKS. I've had this car for two years, it's been on and off working for a year. Literally drove it today until it died on me. It could be fuel related, could be electrical. I've had so many damn people look at it I'm honestly tired of seeing it everyday. ****s depressing. I'm sure someone with MORE mechanical experience, and abilities could fix this MF in a week. I just can't keep it up anymore, lost motivation. That being said I'm not letting the car go for under 3000 lol
2.2 5sfe manual transmission
Power everything
Interior 7.5/10 needs new seats
Exterior 8/10 few scuffs
New distributor
New shifter cables
New breaks
New aftermarket headers
New intake manifold
New relays
New ignition switch
New ECU
Already installed-
1100 watt boss amp
X2 12" boss subwoofers
X2 6" boss door panels speakers.
New rear speakers off 7gen Celica.
New drop top and motor, 3 years on it.
New Rear hub wheel spacers
New dragon Ball shift knob
Yet to install-
New steering wheel and quick release
Brand new shocks and shock absorbers
Aftermarket springs and sleeves.
New Halo fog lights.
New seals for whole motor.
New aftermarket muffler cannon
Camber bolts
Wheels aren't included, could be though.

Take your retarded stereo out and keep it. This isn’t 2001. That isn’t cool anymore.

but it's a $1500 stereo system!

I mean if the wheels were included, it would a solid $1200 offer, otherwise without, maybe $1000 if the shell was perfect. And he can keep the stereo LOL

crazy glue sniffer

must have had some high hopes and dreams for furious 9...

its about an hour away from me, lol.. i rather spend 30 min in the toilet....

Just for kicks I entered it into KBB and got a private sale value of $1800 and that's in "good" condition like he put in the ad...

"Brand new shocks and shock absorbers"

that just blew my mind... I'm just shocked now.

Though recently I did see a guy selling a car claiming in needs "value cover gaskets" replaced. Not sure which add I like better.

So which of us is going to troll him?

I’ll do it.


Standby.

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can't give up quality time with the toilet.

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the cut springs and blown shocks he's on right now will ride better then the "new and yet to be installed springs and sleeves (via ebay)"
the whole car is an ebay build.

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please post results.

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In for screenshots.

He hasn't responded yet.




I am DISTRAUGHT.

What a noob, it has struts not shocks.

You're a noob, it's got coil over shocks right from the factory duh. the spring goes over the shock.

Don't confuse people with your tongue in cheek statements.

Never. Also cause I've read/heard people say that and believe it it's so much funnier.