OrbitalGT95

#1

does this rage smell like chloroform? bad, i know...but i find it funny

This post has been edited by OrbitalGT95: Oct 7, 2006 - 5:37 PM

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tnltracy

#2

have you seen my travel pack of Viagra? I just took one and left the case right here... oh well, I'm set for the next few hours anyway.

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CelicaBuddy

#3

"I mustve had too much to drink cuz now your starting to look attractive.."

or.

"Someone should have wrote explosive on you cuz you da BOMB!"

This post has been edited by CelicaBuddy: Oct 6, 2006 - 11:40 PM

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devilsden97

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QUOTE(CelicaBuddy @ Oct 7, 2006 - 12:39 AM) [snapback]488678[/snapback]

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"Someone should have wrote explosive on you cuz you da BOMB!"

i like that one.

i dont use pickup lines cuz there kinda lame. but i think allot are funny,

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Davesceli

#5

"If you're the matrix, then im the one."

devilsden97

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"If you're the matrix, then im the one."

....wow thats weak

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rayneezy23

#7

girl are you from tennesee because your the only ten i see

devilsden97

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girl are you from tennesee because your the only ten i see

^ LOL! ****ing sweet!

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playr158

#9

wow this is a really sad thread....who uses them anyways?

forkee

#10

if its true that we are what we eat, i could be you by tomorrow morning

devilsden97

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wow this is a really sad thread....who uses them anyways?

sad but very funny.
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QUOTE(forkee @ Oct 7, 2006 - 1:38 AM) [snapback]488695[/snapback]

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if its true that we are what we eat, i could be you by tomorrow morning

and it continues!!!! LOL

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airfron

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if its true that we are what we eat, i could be you by tomorrow morning

that is f****ng hilarious

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6strngs

#13

I'm no fred flinstone but I'll make your bed rock.

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

I used to know a ton more... seems I've forgotten most of them. *sigh*

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CelicaBuddy

#14

hahahah some of these are great

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Consynx

#15

"i heart boobz" seems to be my #1 weapon of choice.

and "no i will not make out with you!" *disgusted face*


if she's classy i go "hey.
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I drive a Lexus...Twin Turbo"

j0e_p3t

#16

do you have a quarter? cuz my mother told me to call home when i find the woman of my dreams.

are you from tennesee? nevermind, you're just way too beautiful for a pick-up line.

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devilsden97

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"i heart boobz" seems to be my #1 weapon of choice.

and "no i will not make out with you!" *disgusted face*


if she's classy i go "hey.
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I drive a Lexus...Twin Turbo"

lol

my names conesynx and i drive a Twin turbo.....lol

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saleeka

#18

"You might as well sleep with me, cause im going to tell everyone we did anyway"

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Toyoca

#19

you must be jamaican cause jamaican me crazy

did god take the thunder from the sky and put them in your thighs

ey yo girl

do you work out cause your bodys kicking.

amysmojo

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you must be jamaican cause jamaican me crazy

Ive heard that one but instead of the word crazy you say horny

OrbitalGT95

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"You might as well sleep with me, cause im going to tell everyone we did anyway"

i frickin love this one!!

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SHRiNE

#22

"Do you work for UPS? Cause I could have sworn you were lookin out my package."

"If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?"

"The word of the day is legs, Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word."

Never used a pick up line, but their funny to mess around with your friends(girlies)

amysmojo

#23

I did a doodle of this one cause...its more fun lol. Its pretty much just a way to get your arm around the girl

Consynx

#24

"If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?"
and Saleekas are awesome

amysmojo

#25

I thought these were kinda funny hahaha! first one is kind of an insult the other one is just DUMB but made me laugh

"Honey, I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

"Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away"

Glitch001

#26

The word of the day is legs, lets go back home and spread the word.

Excuse me, how much do Polar bears weigh?
Enough to break the ice, Hi im Nate

Or this poem:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like spaghetti
Lets have sex.

*Looking a a piece of her clothing*
Is that felt? ...cuz it should be

If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

If you woke up alone in the woods with your hands and feet tied up and your ass burning, would you tell anyone?
good, wanna go camping?

My personal favoriate one is "Hi, I have money" 60% of the time, it works every time.

SinisterWhisper

#27

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me, I'm no longer infected."

markie

#28

guy: "hey! would you like to go for a pizza and a f***?"

girl: "no!"

guy: "what.. you dont like pizza?"


"nice legs.. what time do they open"


guy: "excuse me miss, do you give head to strangers?"

girl: "no!"

guy: "well allow me to introduce myself.."

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chucho

#29

My friend always tries to get me to walk up to girls and go.

"Hey I'm lester, they call me big L. They dont call me big L for nothing."

And a girl I know got this one at work.

"Hey which shirt should I buy to take you out to dinner tonight."

easternpiro1

#30

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if its true that we are what we eat, i could be you by tomorrow morning

I WILL be using that one SOON (let you know if i get slapped )

if you see a girl riding a bike: tell her youre too pretty to be peddling pussy!! (learned that form illneversellmyceli)



just walk up to a girl and say: Hurry up and give me your number before i dont want it anymore!

check the label of her shirt and say, just checking to see if you were made in heaven.

care for some tea? ive got bags!


guy: do you have any (enter ethnicity) in you?

girl" no.

guy: want some?

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