Amen to the GF sucking (no pun intended...or is it?).
Top Ten Reasons Why Cars are better than Girlfriends
1) You'll feel better/safer about bringing your car to a meet to let guys ogle and stare at.
2) Buying accessories to make your car look nice doesn't make you less manly.
3) Both comes with expensive monthly payments, but a car's will stop after 5-6 years.
4) It's easier to get a car to lose unwanted pounds to enhance its performance.
5) Turbos makes you happy and giddy when you hear it whine and spool, while GFs makes your annoyed/irritated when it whines and poo
6) Cars with full tank of gas =

, GF with full tank of gas =
7) Loud/deeper sound from car = good

, loud/deeper sound from GF = BF
8) Waxing benefits both cars and GFs...but if your GF needs to be waxed, refer to #7
9) You can have/juggle as many cars as you want...
10) It's perfectly acceptable to trade in your old clunker for something smaller and sexier.
Someone should print these on a shirt and hand them out at the meet...haha, with the 6GC logo or something
EDIT* For the ladies, Top 5 reasons why cars are better than boyfriends
1) Gases from your car don't sneak up on you unexpectedly.
2) An automatic saves you the constantly daily hassle of playing with the stick.
3) It doesn't take much to turn on (or off) a car.
4) Getting it to do what you want it to do is as easier and stomping your foot down.
5) It's perfectly acceptable to trade in your old clunker for something bigger and stronger.
This post has been edited by CAMAricer: Jun 19, 2008 - 1:56 AM